if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person
listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
one time my mom hired cleaning ladies to clean the house and a couple of hours after they were done i noticed my cat was missing and we were searching the house looking everywhere for my cat and finally i heard a meow from my room and my cat was literally under the blanket tucked into my bed and my mom called the cleaning ladies asking why the fuck they made the bed over the cat and the woman said “it wouldn’t move”
if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry
special talents: eating while watching hannibal
attractive older men are very important
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
man the designs for attack on titan are so sickkk
there’s a billion and fifteen mistakes on this one but I’m too lazy to fix em woops
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
This husky is trying SO HARD to play with this cat.
And the cat is like NO o_o
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.